I dont understand

I dont understand why girls come to the library in mini skirts and high heels...

I dont understand why some people stink so much - them no fit smell them selves?

I dont understand why i have to study - cant someone discover how to program the human brain with information?

I dont understand any of it....

I dont understand how anyone can use the loo and forget to flush! ... after doing MAJOR!... haba!

I dont understand why some men are so mean... and why some are so fickle....

I dont understand why people bore me and some people permanently irritate me...

I dont understand none of it....

And to crown it all...

I dont understand why i'm still single!

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?

Travails of a traveller

Why do they scrutinize your passport at immigrations and control across Europe the moment they see its a Nigerian passport - they are practically waiting for cocaine to start falling out!

Why do they spray insecticide on human beings in airplanes leaving Nigeria when we all know these thing has been repeatedly warned against and they dont try it in other countries?

How manage we still have only one terminal in the international airport in Lagos?

How do people manage to sleep and snore in a barely reclined aircraft chair in economy class?

Why do some Nigerians think its okay to take the crappy earphones and blankets when getting off airplanes?

Why does flying have to be such tedious business?

There must be an easier way of getting around na....

I'm hating all of it... and gladly bitching!...