Wednesday 9 April 2008

Travails of a traveller

Why do they scrutinize your passport at immigrations and control across Europe the moment they see its a Nigerian passport - they are practically waiting for cocaine to start falling out!

Why do they spray insecticide on human beings in airplanes leaving Nigeria when we all know these thing has been repeatedly warned against and they dont try it in other countries?

How manage we still have only one terminal in the international airport in Lagos?

How do people manage to sleep and snore in a barely reclined aircraft chair in economy class?

Why do some Nigerians think its okay to take the crappy earphones and blankets when getting off airplanes?

Why does flying have to be such tedious business?

There must be an easier way of getting around na....

I'm hating all of it... and gladly bitching!...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i take it this means you are back...
welcome

Tyger said...

@fumosh
yes darling
thanks...

bArOquE said...

i came to make sure you had updated...dont tell me you came to naija,?? i go vex for you now...my dear, i feel you but 4giv me gurlfy, i have taken the blanket off the plane (VGN) once (very convenient wind breaker when folded neatly)& i didn't care if anyone noticed..FTW, it was 6 degrees in London that morning & i had only one shakara jacket on...abeg, i no wan take shame swallow razor blade, no vex...so tell me, why haven't you dropped by...btw welcome, wetin u bring come?

Tyger said...

@baroque....
i am laffing at the razor blade line... yes i go naija (back in the cold country now!).... pshew...

how ya doing?