Thursday 24 April 2008

I dont understand

I dont understand why girls come to the library in mini skirts and high heels...

I dont understand why some people stink so much - them no fit smell them selves?

I dont understand why i have to study - cant someone discover how to program the human brain with information?

I dont understand any of it....

I dont understand how anyone can use the loo and forget to flush! ... after doing MAJOR!... haba!

I dont understand why some men are so mean... and why some are so fickle....

I dont understand why people bore me and some people permanently irritate me...

I dont understand none of it....

And to crown it all...

I dont understand why i'm still single!

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?

20 comments:

Mojisola said...

An update at last. Well, there are a lot of wonders in the world and that school thing is one of them.

As for the last two questions well, you could join the gals in mini skirts and heels? :)

Tyger said...

@mojisola
nooooo!
i no fit.. mini skirt in this weather.. and tottering around on heels inside library... i'd rather stay single... thanks a bunsh!

Morountodun said...

The world is full of mysteries. Your comment about the library and high heels reminds me of a couple of weeks ago seeing these two girls in the gym full makeup, perfume and hair just done, dressed in sweats and trainers. Somehow I didn't think they were there to work out...

Tyger said...

@morountodun
common! do not tell me you do not know the 'gym is full of testosterone dripping men' myth... big fat lie though!....lol

Chris Ogunlowo said...

I don't understand why I just found this b'tful blog.


Cheers.

Tyger said...

@aloofar

at least you've found it... better late than never!

Anonymous said...

you shall not be single for much longer my dear friend, your free spirit and jovial personality alone needs a man that can enjoy and savour every minute with you and He is cooking that man ready for you. or you think say na yam for man to get wife whey dey spirited like you...lol
don't worry my dear... in just a bit, i promise you..and i can hardly wait tooo cos you deserve the best...
send those crazy poems to my FB account...
this essex dey dry oh...
miss ya..

Unknown said...

errrr ... I don't understand this post!

Tyger said...

@ziariz

thank you darling... amen... amen... amen... but em em.... i am spirited?... i thought i was calm?...lol.... why do you think i'm tyger babes?

Tyger said...

@tayo

what dont you understand man mi?

aloted said...

u know i have been meaning to do a post on things i don't understand..now this has encouraged me to go for it :)

as for being single, it is well. the Lord makes all things beautiful in his time...so trust in him...
ta ta

Tyger said...

@aloted

receive the spirit of expression!
thanks for the word!

Adekunle Shobowale said...

I don't understand why i'm scared of commitment.

Tyger said...

@adekunle shobowale
as much as i hate being single... i am petrified of being double... doesnt that make us similar?...lol... commitment is a burden i tell you!... it can be at least

bArOquE said...

me too i dont understand, but there's a lot not to understand...how can you still be single gurlfy, when i'm here...i cant wait for them to find out how to upload info in our brains

Tyger said...

@baroque
dont worry.... on blogsville i got you... aint single there atleast!

bArOquE said...

u know, i'm here for you babe...mwuah...xx

Anonymous said...

LAMO at the why am i still single comment....

Tyger said...

@baroque
baroque mi owon!
(meaning Baroque my special!) that's in case you couldn't translate o baroque!

@anonymous
no identity?.... you chicken!
and what's so funny?

Yankeenaijababe said...

Single or not single. Mr right would come at the right time. Be strong and hang in there.

I really don't understand why people can't flush after doing their major. Ok, you got me laughing out loud. For real, some serious thing there.