Tuesday 24 June 2008

will i become like them?

Tyger has moved location again... and right now i'm in Europe, hiding away in some international organisation...pretending to work...lol

When i was going to start here, i said to myself 'you have to dress well in this place o ha!' so like a headless chicken i ran to the stores again... and if you say anything about 'excuse to shop' i will slap you!.

Anyway, i resumed work in my nice 'half of one month's allowance suit' and looking good. in less than 6 hours i became aware of certain appalling facts.

1. these people dont do nothing - 30mins breakfast, 1 hour lunch... numerous breaks here and there ... there is actually a huge lounge for hobnobbing... and they all run home on the bendy bus 8.

2. it is a ministry! imagine ministry of health osogbo osun state or ministry of sports ibadan, now transport all those people to switzerland and give them tags to wear.

3. they are the worst dressers in the world... ohmegosh! i want to faint 10 times!...i'm not talking colour riot londoner kinda dressing o... that one can be artsy sometimes... i'm talking painful-bad-arse-terrible-give-you-an-headache-bad dressing.

in case you think Tyger don come again... exaggerating
here goes

1. ankara tucked inside levis 101 jeans.
2. trainers on nylon gown
3. bold print on strip trousers
4. pink waist coat, white trouser, puke green silk shirt and it was a guy!
5. knicker boggers!

its like they are stuck in 1985 and forgot to come out.... the women wear perms and rayon gowns... i try not to laugh... i was tempted to take pictures yesterday when i saw someone with his vest tucked into short knicker and a brigh peacock drawn on it waistcoat! what the...? awon mofo yi wanna kill me...

i know the pay is not what people on the outside love to think it is ... but men! it CANNOT BE THIS BAD NA!...

My fear has gone from not dressing well... to worrying that in a few days this people will not look funny any more and in a few weeks they will be normal looking and in two months they will start looking pretty... and then... i will be dressing like them? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

first to post..lol
lol about the levi 101 jeans... girl do they still have that SOMETHING in any shop...wow... you are back in IB in the 1980's..lol...

Tyger said...

lol...
yes i am back in ibadan o...

there is no something in any shop... go and sit down... and i am in Geneva... do not shop here unless you are madly rich...

aloted said...

hehehe..nawa o..maybe u have been sent there to be a fashion consultant...;)

pls dont become like them o..if not...katakata go burst when u return..

pls have fun o no marra wat..

bArOquE said...

how can my Tyger become like them? no frigging way, even if they stay like that 3years & it starts looking normal, e couldnt be...meanwhile, you have refused to answer my question abi...ok oh...passing by Zurich?

Tyger said...

@aloted

you know why you earn so much? because you are too smart... fashion consultant... honestly i would make truckloads to revamp these people...thanks for the idea...
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no i will not become like them... lest aloted blanks me on the streets of london...

@baroque
I did answer your question...

bArOquE said...

sorry gurlfy, i'll go see it now...it'd better be good...i don de excite already

aloted said...

Now thats what i am talking about...correct chick

Adekunle Shobowale said...

from now on,every single week, we need an update on what you're wearing.
Just to be sure you haven't defected

Tyger said...

@adekunle

yes sir!