Monday, 9 February 2009

What do you do?

What do you do when you send your passport to the Home Office and they casually tell you 6 weeks later your passport is lost and they dont care?

what do you do when someone loves you hard, you know its a good thing... but your feelings cant just seem to catch up?

What do you do when your blog lover wont come out of hiding but chooses to torment you with sweet telephone calls?

What do you do when your friend calls you and casually mentions that she is having an extramarital affair 3 months into her marriage and its so much fun?

What do you do when you need to raise money to run your business but the credit crunch is crunching all your investors?

What do you do?

I'll be right back!

p.s. For those who were following Anansewa's story (Older woman younger man part 1,2 and 3)please check Baroque's blog, He's done a version from the younger man's point of view and its superb!

p.s. Baroque I am flattered but frightened of your plagiarising skills!

20 comments:

miz-cynic said...

mayb the blog lover does not want to lose the whole euphoria surrounding the phonecalls and ish.

Afrobabe said...

Hmmm blog lover...I sense a story here..oya come and whisper to aunty...

Omo, those Home office people have my passport oh, dont be playing that kind of play abeg...

bArOquE said...

you seem like a lot of rubbish has been happening to you...& dont tell me the passport thing is true...that is so not funny

AT ALL

Mojisola said...

a)If possible, send suicide bomber to home office, and time to start praying really hard, not a good sign at all. . .

b)Let it go love is to great a feeling to let waste. What if you stick with it and after you commit you find the kind of love you're looking for?

c)Aww sweet. . .blog lover one.

d)no comment.

e)Do not despair, some of the more successful businesses were founded in times of economic depression.

Afrobabe said...

Kai, that is terrible news oh...hmmm...it is well.

Tyger said...

@mizcynic
you are probably right, but the suspense is crazy

@afrobabe
no be lie oh, hear am! no be lie at all, dem don lost my passport!

aint telling you no stories girl...

Tyger said...

@baroque

the passport thing is very true! i need the prayers of blogville. Let all those who know the name of the Lord join me to call upon him... no be small thing at all

@mojisola
thanks for addressing each point except the no comment thingy... i wish you would say something there

so i should let it go abi? but it feels so unfair... he totally adores me!

and thanks for the encouragement, will trudge on with the business!

@afrobabe
thanks for the heads up! you are an angel!

LusciousRon said...

All this is so not funny. I pray they find your passport.

badderchic said...

What do you do when you send your passport to the Home Office...

PRAY PRAY PRAY! sing praises and Pray some more cuz no matter what I face especially when trouble comes my way I will praise the lord.

what do you do when someone loves you hard, you know its a good thing...
try to explain as subtly as possible and try not to hurt his feelings.

What do you do when your blog lover wont come out of hiding but chooses to torment you with sweet telephone calls?

they are doing it to me right now...

What do you do when your friend calls you and casually mentions that she is having an extramarital affair 3 months into her marriage and its so much fun?

sepe for her, she must be MAD! then mind my own biz and try to avoid her if she aint listnin to me.

What do you do when you need to
raise money to run your business but the credit crunch is crunching all your investors?
PRAY PRAY PRAY

Tyger said...

@badderchic
honestly you rock
@badderchic
thanks for the many prayer angles- i am fasting and praying hard...

its all i have now....

and yes i have told my friend off for the affair - she is not very repentant though... i might start avoiding her if she continues! i dont think i have ever heard anything so shocking!

Mojisola said...

my comment on your friend would've been longer than the actual post.

am praying with you about those home office people.

miz-cynic said...

though my gbeborun self wants to guess who ur blog-crush who wouldnt come out of hiding is.it'll be hard...cos i know ur also a toast of quite a number of them guys but if i guess right, u have to tell me...we'll do it this way....gimme 1 week, i'll go thru all ur posts....see pple who leave comments.....see how u react/they react to ur comments and vice-versa.deal?!!!!!! u also get to choose whether u want the guessing to be private or public.

Tyger said...

@miz cynic

deal!

and you can send me a mail about your guess and i will tell you if you are on spot or not!

cheeky child that you are!

The Activist said...

get a good lawyer and sue them for 100million for misplacing your passport!

Tyger said...

@luscious
thanks

@ moji

i so need the prayers now... i hope you are really praying

@stand tall the activist

that is what i intend to do!

O'Dee said...

Pls call the home office and mara for them o. If you have to get a lawyer do so.

The Activist said...

Go girl. If they beg dont bulge

Tyger said...

@Oluwadee

I see your trademark - it is buuuuutiful!

did you trademark it in Naija? How did you go about doing that? do tell me - tygernity@gmail.com

@standtall

I'm even confused right now! they are just behaving like mad people!

Jay said...

they lost your passport!!! jeez. I hope its only misplaced and they'll find it again. Mine was there for seven months when i was a student..i nearly packed my bags and went home just to save them the trouble, but i got it back after i called them and almost cried on the phone..

Don't give up on business idea...the credit crunch gots nothing on you :)

Tyger said...

@wordmerchant

thanks

i am encouraged!