Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Very Important Abbreviations

We dont have to conform.... to their ideas....
we dont have to borrow.... their concepts of jokes....
and

we dont have to borrow.... their abbreviations.... like - lol, lmao and so on

why?

1. you're at work and you are chatting, no amount of spyware and such will bother you, cos you can still yab your boss NS(nothin spoil) whilst you are still answering the mugu YB (Yes Boss).

2. These abbreviations are non-tribal, and so celebrate "One Naija".

So peoples, LGT (lets go there)!

1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy
and of course to avoid the boring round figures!

51. NDU/NDY - Nothin' do u/you

11 comments:

Unknown said...

LOL..... I've seen this abbreviations before and I think whoever came up with them is pretty smart.

But danng.... some of them are hella long. It would take time learning all of 'em.

bArOquE said...

as in, there's no way i'm even going to bother cramming those abbrevz...some of them are really coool sha, esp LWKMD

Writefreak said...

I'm not even going to bother my pretty head trying to cram this..i read some of it on fb before and i found it hilarious!

Roc said...

Like all things, some will stick..
The rest I'll bin..

Tyger said...

@yall (fab, baroque, writefreak, roc)
i agree with y'all! some will stick some will not, no use trying to learn
as for you writefreak - who say your head pretty?

Writefreak said...

Jehovah! look at this girl o...my head beauriful sef...ask Mr Writefreak! lol

aloted said...

lol..nice nice..i have to copy and paste this somewhere...

how u dey??

Afrobabe said...

So far I only remember LWKM and LWKMD...lmao...

Shubby Doo said...

i actually saw LWKMD on fb and googled it...only to be shocked to see it's meaning as laugh wan kill me die...na wa o!

Tyger said...

@aloted
you know how i've been na! :-)

@afrobabe
me too! and i still write "lol"

@shubbydoo

are you kidding me? google had it?
whao!

Tyger said...

@writefreak

he wont even dare think otherwise! lol