Saturday 1 December 2007

First comer rights!

I've been foolish for so long...
cos i've had you right under my nose... but now i know....
that's its been you all this while....
so I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you, then i can have you .... back!

I met you first, twenty years ago... i should have first comer rights ... some form of priority...

Why you staying with her? she doesn't like your playstation and cant cook your favourite meal...
she thinks 'Die hard' is a dumb movie and wont sing along to Micheal Jackson's 'Beat it'

I hope the b..ch breaks up with you... then we can go back to us.
Remember that we agreed, that if we were single when one of us clocks 30 we would get married?
Oh you dont remember?.... forgot to tell you about that agreement i think... it was a silent one... a gentleman's agreement mind you, still as binding as any!

So you have a few more months to that and i hope you are single by then...

What is wrong with you anyway?
She's always screaming at you....

What is wrong with you na?
Cant you see through her?

She doesn't even like your mama and thinks you are childish to like ludo!

I'm your first kiss, even if it was slobbery and inside a wardrobe!
You told me everything... and I did too...

Don't you want to be with someone who knows you?
and accepts you exactly like you are?
your own niggy... since forever?

What is wrong with you man?
You refuse to use your eyes!

What is wrong with you dude?
Cant you see i care?

Have cared forever?
and all this pimping is for you?

Pshew! Life's a b...tch!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the idea of first comer rights too..it makes sense...but what if the first comer doesn't need the booty?..or deserves more?...and is moved on by a force that can't be easily explained..well,as they say..if its urs u will come back to it...or it will find u again...If its yours?????...stay good mon ami...whats ours will be ours!

Tyger said...

@modupe

what is ours is ours is a comforting thought
i am not convinced though!

bArOquE said...

that makes us two but for the girl...see my most recent post

...i went & did it, 2posts in one day

Afrobabe said...

welcome to my world....

Tyger said...

@afrobabe
your world?... how's that...i'm listening

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

ol' girl, best of luck on this one mehn...

Tyger said...

@solomonsydelle
you think its a tough call?

Afrobabe said...

fallen badly for my best friend...I rejected him when he first asked so he settled into friend routine,I told him about my men, he told me about his girls..suddenly I want him...BADLY but how do I make him see I have first comer rights...

Tyger said...

@afrobabe
i dont know... i really dont... why do you think i wrote this post... seeking ideas my dear... maybe you should let go... lol... very difficult that one...

cally-waffybabe said...

Just to wish you a lovely xmas and new year in advance girl. I hope you have a swell time and may all your dreams be fulfilled.

Hugs
xxx

Tyger said...

@callywaffy
Thanks darling same to you
what you doing for christmas by the way... hope you planning to have great fun

ziariz said...

love the post, baby girl...
and do i by any chance know who this is?
or who i think it is?
did we go salsa-ing together?
pray tell

Adekunle Shobowale said...

Don't do it Tyger!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll regret it. You're better off as friends. Trust me on this one.

Tyger said...

@ziariz

darling! lmao! we didnt go salsa dancing together!... not that one babes...

@adekunle shobowale

aint doing it man!... i've let that one go.

Anonymous said...

I love the poem...it has so much aunthenticity to it...by the way good luck with him

Tyger said...

@anonymous
good luck with him ke?
nooooooooooooo... didnt you hear? ain't doing that one again jo!
and stop being a chicken and leaving anonymous posts! get a blog name before you come back o!

rethots said...

First comer rights, fair, sounds very fair but,....

Tyger said...

@rethots

but what?... go ahead... spill it